Joke of the Day: I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase “Thanks for coming” ? Ideally seeking a normal woman with a sense of humour for chats or whatever. If you also happen to be the owner of a large wine cellar and a bisexual swinging nymphomaniac nudist then most welcome...or nearest offer...! If that doesn't pay off however then I will be using this site to share some thoughts via the blog. I do sometimes have a quiet soak in the Hot Tub chatroom...say hi if you see me as I haven't been inspired to become a 'Gold' member for other contacts as frankly my profile is quieter than Frinton on Sea in January. You can I understand set up a private mailbox on the blog for messages but not sure there is the need for that. Ladies form an orderly, socially distanced queue. Random Thought 1 - I like a photo album with some organisation, a bit of a storyline if you will. Here's an idea probably for couples, set up an album, post the first picture of the lady dressed to kill for a night out, you can then gradually post other pictures as she gradually reveals more...maybe sitting on the bed, rolling on stockings, dressed only in a bra, her legs crossed to cover her modesty or applying lipstick in the bathroom mirror wearing only high heels or nude in profile with the exception of a pair of panties, dabbing on some perfume. You're welcome. Happy to act as a consultant to any interested parties..I've nothing better to do. Maybe somebody, somewhere will pick up the idea? Doubt it but do let me know if you do. CAUGHT RED HANDED !!! So I'm in the queue outside Marks and Sparks, well it was Friday so I fancied something yummy for dinner. A Range Rover pulls into the car park and out she gets. A lithe, very attractive woman in her 40s I would guess, sunglasses perched atop a tied up pile of long, brown hair, she was tanned and wearing jeans that, to quote a well worn phrase, must have been sprayed on so tight were they and she had on an equally tight white t-shirt. Now I'm not particularly a boob man, don't get wrong I appreciate them in their many different forms but these were absolutely fantastic and emphasised by that tight white t-shirt which clung to them, not porn star big that is definitely not my thing, but they were large and firm. She either had a very talented plastic surgeon or a wonderfully fitting and supportive bra. I was so captivated by this overall vision of gorgeousness that I neglected to use the typical methods of subtly gazing at women...the pretending to look at something else vaguely in her direction or the side glance as she passes, I am sure you have your own techniques. I just looked and kept looking almost hypnotised.... I know !!! Anyway she cast her eye along the queue and clearly noticed my appreciation of her as I found her returning my look. As she passed and headed towards the back of the queue I did one last sideways discreet glance at her and noticed that she gave a little smile to herself. I think she was saying to me, without words " go on then you loser, you can have a little peep at me" I wonder if that outfit was just thrown on for the shopping or did she slip on that t-shirt, look in the mirror and think "Yep I'm wearing this, my tits look great in this" Who knows the ways of women? Anyway Madam, in the unlikely event you read this, Thank Yooooooouuuuuuu." Anyone else had a memorable brief encounter? Will add more when the mood takes me. Have fun everyone!

Der ideale Mensch für mich Somebody who doesn't laugh when I take my boxer shorts off

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Dreier, Gemeinsames Masturbieren, Teilnehmen an erotischer Fotografie, Voyeurismus

Welche Eigenschaften sind für dich am wichtigsten wenn du nach einem Sexpartner suchst?:
Somebody pleasant.

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Unentschlossen/Möchte ich nicht sagen

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