Man Offers Free Back & Shoulder Massage! Yes I am offering a free back & shoulder massage. Yes I am Married. I know how to treat a lady and can hold a conversation, I know what a shower is and can use it, and I have my own teeth. LOL! Just looking for some discreet naughty fun, and just looking at what this site is about, as I am new to this. For some history: . It has been years (10 and counting) since my partner and I have had sex, and you can only have sex by yourself and looking at porn for so long before you wonder if there is something else out there. Maybe there is someone out there just as frustrated as me. I am committed to this relationship, so just looking for some NSA fun – if that exists. (??) I enjoy the foreplay part, I like massaging the back and shoulders with some nice scented massage oil, I like providing oral delights and occasional toys can be used for some extra fun. You only get one shot at life, there are no dress rehearsals, so it is up to you to make the best of any situation by learning from it and moving forward. No matter how much it may hurt, or sometimes feel like you have no lust for life, you have to look for the positive things you have and build from there. Not much for bar scenes or one nighters want a girl who is going to be happy with a playpal few times a month or just once a month. We'll have to see how hectic our schedules are, as I have a pretty hectic one myself. For starters, let us begin with what I am not: I am not • Perfect and I don’t expect you to be, either. It is not ‘if’ I screw up- it is ‘when’ and ‘how bad’ • One to take myself too seriously- no one else does. • A ‘cat’ per. I prefer dogs- the bigger the better! (mine is 80+ lbs.) • Desperate. Just because I am on this site does not make me desperate. I want to enhance my life, not make this site my entire life. I might be on here once a week as I do keep a busy schedule. Now, for what I am: I am: • Highly educated • Honest • Cultured yet can muck a barn with the best of em’. Sarcastic at times • Quick witted • Busy as hell, but willing to share with the right one. • Curvy, ( can a guy be "curvy"-or is that just average) LOL,not athletic at this point-since recovering from some injuries, but not perfect either. I am comfortable in my own skin. • I have a twisted sense of humor • A heart of gold to those closest to me • Loyal After reading this you may think, “What a bastard!.” I have been called worse by better, so MOVE ON. I want a long-term relationship -FWB- with someone who just wants to enhance their life, thus enhance mine. Sexually- I like to take my time and want you to take yours. I have no interest in the ‘bunny’ routine if you catch my drift. Don’t use the cheesy pick-up lines; just talk to me. I am approachable, really! Feel free to email me and don’t panic if you don’t hear back for a few days….like I said, I have a life, and it does get hectic. Any other questions just ask.

Der ideale Mensch für mich Someone that may be attached, or maybe not. Someone that just wants to have fun, laugh, and likes to explore; whether naughty style or just to talk, shop, go to festivals, or have a picnic. Hahaha.

Not sure what else to put here yet.

Don't like writing in boxes, but that is all we have to start the conversation here.

An welchen Orten hast du in deiner Fantasie Sex?:
Am Strand

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben

Welche Eigenschaften sind für dich am wichtigsten wenn du nach einem Sexpartner suchst?:
Die Fähigkeit diskret zu sein

Hast du schon mal davon geträumt mit einer berühmten Persönlichkeit Sex zu haben? Mit wem? Was reizt dich an dieser Person?:
Nope, not obtainable. Down to earth, but going down on a
few female celebrities...Now you're talking

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Unentschlossen/Möchte ich nicht sagen

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