For some reason AFF won't let me email anyone with filtering, even if I have what it says they're filtering - WTF? Everybody knows the first thing people are going to decide on is the picture. I unlike so many (soooooo many) guys don't open with a cock shot. I would think that this would improve my chances since who knows who that cock actually belongs to. Besides, I've started referring to this place as a sausage buffet for women. That's gotta be what it's like for them. There's probably a ratio of 1000 to 1 face shots to cock shots. WTF? If that's really your best feature, you're a loser. Next thing I don't get - why women claim to want a nice guy then date an asshole. I'm a nice guy. I can still f*ck your brains out, but I'm a nice guy. I'll pull out your chair and hold the door, then take you home and ravage you. I'm starting to have less and less sympathy for the bitchers. I'm here. Waiting. You're still dating assholes who lie to you to get in your pants. Date me and you'll be ripping your own pants off because you'll like me, the real me, not the guy who bullsh!tted you and treats you like crap. Yes, I think chivalry isn't dead. I think it makes the sex hotter. I will treat you as a person, not as a moving hole I'm trying to get my penis into. Don't mistake this as I won't try to have sex. I want sex as much as anyone else, maybe more, I dunno. And I will f*ck your brains out if you let me. My day to day appearance and nice exterior just hide the freak inside. I'm fine with that and you should be too. Best of both worlds. I can meet your parents and impress them, then we can go have sex in their bed. You want someone who'll treat you well - me. Someone who can make your toes curl - me. What's there to lose?

Der ideale Mensch für mich Someone sane, for starters. Wacko girlfriend...not sexy. She needs to be interested in a relationship with a person. I like to be able to talk, so she has to be reasonably intelligent. Dumb as a post...not sexy. I have a reasonable health standard. If you're as wide as you are tall, you're not healthy. Also, if you look like a walking coat-hanger, go eat something - you're not attractive. I don't want to worry I'm going to break you. Broomstick body...not sexy. Be someone without baggage, and someone not into drama. Nobody likes drama. Don't be too good looking, you'll most likely be too hight maintenance or bitchy. But don't be grotesque either. If you have a second head or an arm growing out of your scalp - we're just not right for each other. Liking pets would be good. I'm a dog person. I can deal with cats. But if you've got a tarantula or some kind of poisonous reptile - that's a no. Just no. Poisonous pets....not sexy. I'm funny that way I guess. Possible death from a pet just doesn't do it for me. Oh, and did I mention, don't be nuts. That's a big one.

An welchen Orten hast du in deiner Fantasie Sex?:
Im Bett, Am Strand, In einem sich bewegenden Fahrzeug (z. B. im Auto), Mitten im Park, Im Flugzeug, In einer dunklen, abgelegenen Gasse, Im Kino, An einem abgelegenen Ort in der Natur (z. B. mitten im Wald), Unter einem Wasserfall, Im Büro auf dem Schreibtisch, Im Schwimmbad oder in einem Whirlpool, Im Kaufhaus in der Umkleidekabine, Im Aufzug, In einem Hotelzimmer, Überall - egal wo

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Analsex, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Fetische, Leichtes Bondage, Spanking, Rollenspiele, Gemeinsames Masturbieren, Spiele mit Essen, Eigene "Filme" erstellen, Voyeurismus, Handschellen/Schäkel, Augen verbinden, Leder, Latex, Massagen

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