Remember, clean the bedroom THEN take the pictures! Well, at least pick up the dirty socks and beer cans on the side of the room behind you before you turn on the cam... I'm an amiable and (try to be) fun guy, I like to have an intelligent conversation over a glass of something good, watch a good football game or go out in the garage and work out my frustrations on a project. I drink, but don't enjoy drunks, and I feel sorry for people who have never let their wild side take over for an evening. I want to meet you.....if you're interesting. Humor is what will carry you through life. An occasional giggle during sex is a good thing.

Der ideale Mensch für mich I want to meet people who are just like my next door neighbors. They are fun to have drinks with on the deck with while shooting the shit. Problem is, the neighbors never end the evening in a g-string with whipped cream on their nipples! That's where you come in..... I'm pretty much open to any kind of fun that isn't illegal or unsafe. I hate it when evenings end in mugshots, don't you?

I love that "first date" feel of getting close to someone new, but I'm definitely not looking to be all clingy and attached. That's not what this is all about.......is it? Model thin women are nice, but I also admire women who are honest and cuddly. Stretch marks are the badge of a woman who has given the greatest love you can in life.....a child. (Did I just mention stretch marks in a profile......twice?)

In short, I want to meet nice people who enjoy friendly talk, have something in common mentally, then play the physical part by ear. I also want to help you complete your personal fantasy. I am not pushy....unless you want a little direction. I'm open to being the 3rd for her while he watches, but am also quite comfortable with another man participating with her.