Midlife crisis guys usually want to prove to the world that they still have it going on. I don’t want to stroke your ego. I want to stroke something else. Let’s roleplay. I’ll be a big, bad bank like AIG, but I want you to be too big to fail. Be my Dodd-Frank - an older man who will regulate me for being incredibly reckless(but, don’t worry, an orange man won’t replace you and I’m not actually reckless) If men with small packages drive big loud trucks, should I be looking for a guy in a quiet, fuel-efficient car? I want to find someone who excites and stimulates me in more ways than one! I want intellectual stimulation and some other kinds of stimulation ;) I almost forgot something completely generic - I work hard, play hard and I like some things even harder.