So how does one stick out on the world's most taboo site ever? Quick wit, sarcasm, and dry humor are the names of my game. I hope you're equipped with thick enough skin to handle it. If not, dinner's on you. Ask for pics if you'd like, but the nature of this site, combined with my profession, calls for a bit of discretion. I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. Or...add me as a "friend" and you'll be able to access my private album. However, I don't have any full nudes posted (why ruin the surprise?), but I have been called "adorably sexy." So you're in for quite a treat. You've been warned. In the public, chivalry isn't dead. In the bedroom, I'm attentive and generous. Yes, this is a sex site, but peral connections make the physical times better. If we're gonna be FWB, can we at least be friends too? Let's vibe.

Der ideale Mensch für mich .
Ideal:
- out of your parents' house
- somewhat educated (street or book smarts, preferably a nice mix of both)
- fun/playful/flirty
- conversationalist
- versatile

Required:
- possess appropriate social skills
- have all your teeth
- smell good

Negotiable:
- your gluten free diet