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People who do not understand other people 30.4.2017
So I work with this guy who decided the best way for him to
find the girl of his dreams is to try to meet someone, from
another country, online. He had a picture of this girl he
was talking to and was so happy... Only problem was when
he showed me it was a picture of a pornstar. Aside from this
she also claimed to be in South Africa, yeah that country
known for being terrible, and needed money ...
3 Kommentare, 58 Angesehen,
17 Stimmen
,2.84 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Love Line 2.4.2017
Love line with Adam needs to come back so bad...guys you
need to listen.
8 Kommentare, 74 Angesehen,
42 Stimmen
,2.62 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Married or Single 25.3.2017
I was wondering what type of situation most women prefer
here. When one is involved, do you prefer to find someone
else who is also in a relationship or is preferable to find
a single man. What do the single women here prefer. I like
a drama free situation with someone fun and outgoing, but
I am single and keep my options open.
5 Kommentare, 57 Angesehen,
22 Stimmen
,4.57 Gesamtpunktzahl
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oldie but goodie 15.2.2017
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over
a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger.
A few seconds later, a Genie popped out of the lamp, An angry
Genie, because the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked
me, I shall still give you three wishes as your reward for
releasing me. However, because of what you did, I ...
4 Kommentare, 106 Angesehen,
19 Stimmen
,3.65 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Opps have you been recognized by, friends, coworkers, family? 2.2.2017
So has it happened to you any thing bad come of it? Anything good come of it?
Or just embarrassed....
I was recognized in my blk dress this week! opps family...,
mmmmm coworker!
20 Kommentare, 299 Angesehen,
59 Stimmen
,6.06 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Haaaaachu....!!!! 17.11.2016
A woman constantly keeps sneezing and goes to see the doctor.
She tells him, "Doctor, I constantly keep sneezing,
and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The doctor
asks, "What are you doing for it?" The woman
replies, "Sniffing pepper."
5 Kommentare, 90 Angesehen,
28 Stimmen
,4.78 Gesamtpunktzahl
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who can you trust 8.11.2016
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table
to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy,
was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit
his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments
Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything
under ...
6 Kommentare, 276 Angesehen,
26 Stimmen
,5.94 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Drunk 30.9.2016
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle,
shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town! Great
Pussy!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the younger dude ignores
him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the old drunk comes back, points at the
same guy, and ...
3 Kommentare, 131 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
,4.10 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Weekend sex 30.9.2016
Would love to have sex- i said.
She gave me a glove...
Xxx
6 Kommentare, 57 Angesehen,
10 Stimmen
,3.78 Gesamtpunktzahl
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false advertisment 21.9.2016
so awhile back i met a lady on Transen Kontakte and what caught my attention
was that she said she loved to work out, but more importantly
(at least for me lol) she loved giving head. so after a few
weeks of getting to know each other, we were chatting one
friday night. she had a date that was running late or maybe
just blowing her off. i was home bored and jokely said if
you need some replacement dick, i'm ...
3 Kommentare, 228 Angesehen,
21 Stimmen
,4.12 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Human Relationships 20.9.2016
Ultimately, the only way to make good friends is to become
a good friend yourself. Good people gather around other
good people.
2 Kommentare, 15 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
,3.43 Gesamtpunktzahl
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I am ready 8.9.2016
Was told that the other night- was excited. But the only
thing i was ready for- was to sleep... Age...
6 Kommentare, 45 Angesehen,
15 Stimmen
,3.28 Gesamtpunktzahl
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.zdfgjkldfklhb 4.9.2016
respect is the most important value in the relationship
1 Kommentare, 15 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
,3.08 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Tires made of pussy 21.8.2016
We were having a discussion at the bar one afternoon. This
girl said, "If tires were made of pussy they would
never wear out!". I told her that it wouldn't
work. The whole world would then smell like fish!!
3 Kommentare, 56 Angesehen,
16 Stimmen
,3.27 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Why do people always say things that arent? 2.8.2016
Why do girls always say they dont want anything serious,
then all of a sudden they want something serious? Why not just be straight up?
4 Kommentare, 37 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
,4.10 Gesamtpunktzahl
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paying for services 21.7.2016
When is cheating on your partener, if you go get a massage
with a happy ending is that cheating, if you pay for a service
is that cheating, women are offering all kinds of services
to men.
It does not mean you don't love your girl or wife!!
2 Kommentare, 32 Angesehen,
13 Stimmen
,1.80 Gesamtpunktzahl
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The Fickle Times We Live In..... 15.4.2016
"Nevermind what's being said to you! Then maybe
you could learn to fuck better!"
That's what I said to her as I came in her mouth after,
a less than par blowjob.....
"Didn't you learn anything from those porn flicks
that you keep in your closet?!!"
I had asked her that before, and she hates it every time.
She then says to me, that, she thought I loved her, and she ...
1 Kommentare, 96 Angesehen,
13 Stimmen
,0.46 Gesamtpunktzahl
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The case of my missing twix bars.... 15.4.2016
The first time in total, and in my hands I left a little bit
of a mess.....
It was just then, when, she was going through my emails that
i have sent here and there.....
So, I said to her that it was just all in good fun, and yes I
do online sex often....
She's so cute, and sweet, as well as, A's on my report
card....
Yeah, it was not able to make a difference ...
0 Kommentare, 53 Angesehen,
9 Stimmen
,2.36 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Lessor of two evils 11.3.2016
"So let me get this straight, " the prosecutor
says to the defendant, "you came home from work early
and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct, " says the defendant.
"At which time, " continues the prosecutor,
"you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing
her." "That's correct, " says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your
wife and the man ...
0 Kommentare, 229 Angesehen,
24 Stimmen
,4.95 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Make her scream... 11.3.2016
Hey guys... I figured out how you can make your girlfriend or wife or
whatever scream during sex.. It's super easy and it works every time... All ya gotta do.. While you are having sex take your phone... and call your girl and tell her about it...
5 Kommentare, 112 Angesehen,
17 Stimmen
,4.68 Gesamtpunktzahl
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WINNER WINNER WINNER 11.3.2016
So, a man asks his wife "If I won the lottery, what would
you do?" His wife says, "Take half and leave you" The man smiles and says, "Good cuz I won 12 bux from
the lottery today, heres 6 now get out"
0 Kommentare, 50 Angesehen,
11 Stimmen
,4.66 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Look how sexy my wife is... 6.2.2016
...That is all.
-Sexxxcrzd(m)
14 Kommentare, 174 Angesehen,
26 Stimmen
,5.61 Gesamtpunktzahl
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the vagina!!! 31.1.2016
The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started
with one finger, It is self lubricating, It takes any size
piston, And it changes it's own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking
temperamental.....
4 Kommentare, 120 Angesehen,
41 Stimmen
,7.16 Gesamtpunktzahl
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its funny now not s much then 6.12.2015
nikki an myself was in bed and she says she has to pee.okay
I thought get up and go like any sane person would do.well
she for some reason got the idea to act like she was a and
omg she pissed on me!!and I don't mean just a lil I mean
straight full blast peed lol then says she was marking what
belongs to her lol I couldn't be mad after that bc it
was so funny and sweet at the same time yet she ...
4 Kommentare, 98 Angesehen,
21 Stimmen
,2.14 Gesamtpunktzahl
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wife joke 30.10.2015
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the
doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't ...
14 Kommentare, 453 Angesehen,
41 Stimmen
,6.76 Gesamtpunktzahl
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BBQ time 30.10.2015
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt
is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!"
Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances
towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really
think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one
little weenie?"
5 Kommentare, 225 Angesehen,
22 Stimmen
,5.77 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Always use condoms? 29.10.2015
Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the
same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last
full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low,
as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] &
little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel
is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't
use condoms. Mostly, I get ...
1 Kommentare, 88 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
,1.86 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Always use condoms? 29.10.2015
Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the
same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last
full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low,
as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] &
little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel
is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't
use condoms. Mostly, I get ...
3 Kommentare, 46 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
,4.12 Gesamtpunktzahl
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ANOTHER POEM FOR THE MAG -= SAD, FUNNY & LAME 22.8.2015
LAMO
We met in a chat room General conversation Things get hot & heavy She is coming over for sex. ‘Can’t see you till after work Be there by 8 AM my dear.’
She had sent a photo From the neck to her waist To whet my appetite I guess She was lovely, bare big breasted.
Troubled sleep – toss & turn Big Yoda is throbbing My mind is in a whirl Putting a face & name ...
2 Kommentare, 76 Angesehen,
8 Stimmen
,3.25 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Karma 20.8.2015
Two former female neighbors met in the Afterlife, after
both suffering untimely deaths. Being surprised to see each other, they asked how they me
their fates. One woman said she froze to death. "Oh, my goodness!" the other replied, "that's
terrible" "Well; not SO bad" the other replied, "After
a while the cold went away, and I drifted off into a warm sleep"
The second woman said she died of a ...
3 Kommentare, 236 Angesehen,
26 Stimmen
,5.40 Gesamtpunktzahl
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